pissing

urinating, emptying one's bladder.

"no, your honour" "I wasn't exposing myself to the bobby moore stand" "I was jus' pissing."

by theWestHamfan December 31, 2004

piss

A vulgar way of describing the natural bodily function in which the body releases toxins, such as ammonia and urea, through a hole found in the lower region of the body, the urethra.

Also used to describe annoyance or anger at someone or something.

Can be used to get rid of someone

Yo man, hold up. I gotta take a wicked piss.

Dude, you're really starting to piss me off.

Piss off!

by Cattcatow September 29, 2004

Pissed

(In Australia one word means a lot of things... )

1. Angry

2. Drunk

3. Urined

1. I'm so friggin pissed off at you right now!

2. I got so pissed last night that i shit my pants.

3. Your mongrel dog just pissed on my petunias!

All definitions can also be cleverly combined...

Im so pissed off that you were so pissed you pissed in my bed!

by vegemite sanga February 7, 2010

pissed

1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry

1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!

by Andrew April 30, 2005

Piss

Imagine this: your a girl, sitting in the ocean water. Sudden pee desperation sets in quick. You grab your pussy and rub it, beginning to moan. As you rub, you feel warmth, and realize you are pissing. You grind on a plastic bottle as you pee more into the water. Nobody know you are orgasming. As you leave that water, you pee more into your white swimsuit.

"I masturbated in the ocean, and it was so arousing that I began to piss desperately and uncontrollably as a grinded on a bottle that I put in my pussy abhhhhjh.

by Beachpissergirl December 5, 2021

pissed

I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.

"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"

by Mr. X December 5, 2004

Piss

to urinate
(especially in one's pants)

If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants

by Light Joker March 25, 2004