Self Explanatory
by SoDope2011 March 30, 2011
by CourtneyisAwesome August 4, 2008
*gets punched in the face* ow my pinkie toe
by penisksksksksk November 14, 2019
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008
An amazing crusty toe that likes to be cussed now and then . People would bring it up in a cuss battle
by Kermitdafroggy November 30, 2017
the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".
The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".
Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!
Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!
Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
by Canariburger November 27, 2013
t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017