Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore
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MY DICK! refers to a simple interjection that can show emphasis on a particular subject. This term can be used in any part of a sentence; it is neither a noun nor a verb. MY DICK! is said with no emotion of the body, other than the serious “What now” look on the face. MY DICK! originated in south Asia by Dan Moody as boredom took its toll in the immense heat. It has been used to make people laugh, but also to deplete one’s self confidence. Use this term whenever you want, however you want, and wherever you want. Still to this day, there has never been a come back to the term, MY DICK!
Hey, I found the remote control; looks like it was on MY DICK!

I found the part you need to order. It's called MY DICK!

Hey Soldier, you better stand at MY DICK! when talking to an NCO.
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the beastiest song EVER. Mickey Avalon and DJ Kris P are lyrical geniuses !
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a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.
girl: he's on my dick ..
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The largest, most magestic thing imaginable. You want it.
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