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omnidouche 

a person who is constantly a douche bag (see douche bag) they are often ego sexual (in love with themselves) and never act disciplined or proper at ant time including but not limited to birthday parties, weddings, funerals, formal dances, the eventual zombie apocalypse, and a natural disaster.

They often have many friends who are douche bags but can not live up to the persons omnidouche status.

An omnidouche is noticeably different from a regular douche bag only during said events where they still try to act cool and stupid even though it is not the time.

Omnidouche comes from the words
<omni - infinitely> and <douche - female genitals>
example 1
guy:That guy Luca went to his wedding in jeans and a pink polo. he's such an omnidouche

example 2
omnidouche:Hey guys guess what I just had sex with that girl once and I'm not going to marry her even though she's pregnant. Who wants an unprotected all night orgy?
omnidouche by The Hypnotoad March 18, 2009
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Omnidouche 

The Omnidouche, the new product from Omnipod. It is both a diabetes manager, and a vag cleanser. Nick Jonas once used one, to manage his diabetes AND cleanse his vag, but has since moved to Bayer following his sex change
"In todays health workshop we will focus on the proper care and use of an omnidouche"
Omnidouche by nickadopolis January 20, 2009
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008