The 17th state of the union. Became the new Florida after a landslide of Ohio memes in 2022. Now usually used in conjugation with "Only in Ohio" as a joking explanation for crazy or weird happenstance. Also contains Yellow Springs.
by Blacksmith52 June 1, 2023
I used to think that this state was propably the most suckish, boring state EVER.
I think a lot differently now.
Here are a few things about this Awesome state.
HISTORRRYYY
This was one of the first states of the Northeast, Established in 1803. The three main cities are Columbus, the capitol, Cleveland, and Cinncinati.
The Wright Brothers were raised in Ohio.
So were eight of America's presidents.
Aaand the first man to walk on the moon.
Akron was the first town to use police cars.
Cleveland was the first fully electric powered city.
Also the first state to use traffic lights.
And many many other things that I can't remember.
TIPS, HINT, AND INFO FOR ANY TOURIST...
1; STAY. AWAY. FROM. SPRINGFEILD. TOWNSHIP. This is basically the cespoo of Ohio. Unless you are crazy, like everyone else that lives in that weird place :D
2; ..I suggest dont go to Toledo.
3; If you have the courage to yell, 'I LOVE MICHIGAN' in a public area...You. Will. Be. Eaten. Alive. Unless you're in Toledo.
4; When you hear someone yell, 'O-H', you yell 'I-O'. Dont ask questions. Just do it.
5; Don't. Diss. OSU. You will also be eaten alive for that also. Again, unless you're in Toledo
6; In response to number one, stay away from Ellet too.
7; Our weather is crap and very unpredictable. Deal with it. I suggest bringing snowboots in the middle of summer and shorts in the dead of winter.
8; Only we can diss our state. If you diss it, we'll agree with you for that second, then again, eat you alive.
9; There's a 3/4 chance you will be eaten alive.
So, that's only 1/4 of the stuff in Ohio. Come here to figure out the rest for yourself :D
But...Try not to be eaten alive...
I think a lot differently now.
Here are a few things about this Awesome state.
HISTORRRYYY
This was one of the first states of the Northeast, Established in 1803. The three main cities are Columbus, the capitol, Cleveland, and Cinncinati.
The Wright Brothers were raised in Ohio.
So were eight of America's presidents.
Aaand the first man to walk on the moon.
Akron was the first town to use police cars.
Cleveland was the first fully electric powered city.
Also the first state to use traffic lights.
And many many other things that I can't remember.
TIPS, HINT, AND INFO FOR ANY TOURIST...
1; STAY. AWAY. FROM. SPRINGFEILD. TOWNSHIP. This is basically the cespoo of Ohio. Unless you are crazy, like everyone else that lives in that weird place :D
2; ..I suggest dont go to Toledo.
3; If you have the courage to yell, 'I LOVE MICHIGAN' in a public area...You. Will. Be. Eaten. Alive. Unless you're in Toledo.
4; When you hear someone yell, 'O-H', you yell 'I-O'. Dont ask questions. Just do it.
5; Don't. Diss. OSU. You will also be eaten alive for that also. Again, unless you're in Toledo
6; In response to number one, stay away from Ellet too.
7; Our weather is crap and very unpredictable. Deal with it. I suggest bringing snowboots in the middle of summer and shorts in the dead of winter.
8; Only we can diss our state. If you diss it, we'll agree with you for that second, then again, eat you alive.
9; There's a 3/4 chance you will be eaten alive.
So, that's only 1/4 of the stuff in Ohio. Come here to figure out the rest for yourself :D
But...Try not to be eaten alive...
by Proud_To_Be_An_Ohioan June 30, 2008
Ohio is the heart of America and is well known for it's amusement park in Sandusky Ohio called Cedar Point, which has over fourteen rides and loads of tourists come summer.
Ohio also has a huge historical background which can be seen almost everywhere you go.
Ohio is one of the states with the most American accent.
It's pronounced, OH-HIGH-OH, not OH-HAI-UH. If you go to any person who was raised in Ohio they will laugh at you for pronouncing it differently than 99% of America.
Ohio rivals with Michigan about sports, and they don't like each other because Michigan thinks Ohioan's drive slow -- while Ohioans think they drive like bats out of hell. (Which they do.)
Most of Ohio is taken up by farms and fields, but don't judge it by the land, for there is many neat things you can discover in Ohio.
Ohio also has a huge historical background which can be seen almost everywhere you go.
Ohio is one of the states with the most American accent.
It's pronounced, OH-HIGH-OH, not OH-HAI-UH. If you go to any person who was raised in Ohio they will laugh at you for pronouncing it differently than 99% of America.
Ohio rivals with Michigan about sports, and they don't like each other because Michigan thinks Ohioan's drive slow -- while Ohioans think they drive like bats out of hell. (Which they do.)
Most of Ohio is taken up by farms and fields, but don't judge it by the land, for there is many neat things you can discover in Ohio.
by Saraneversleeps January 10, 2009
Ohio does not exist.
by Ohioisnotreal December 16, 2019
The most Goofy Ahh place in the Universe. Often used in various memes, including with a certain Piano riff, or with the song "Swag Like Ohio" by Lil B, referencing how Goofy it is.
by Philip, Duke of Parma December 26, 2022
by #NotReallyABot September 17, 2020
The most dangerous place on this fucking planet. There have been reported sightings of monsters, aliens, nig-
by GYM2Quick March 17, 2023