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The general way to say sibling's offspring rather than saying "nieces and nephews"
Jenny, do you know who's kids just broke all the vases in aisle 4?

Yeah, they're just my offlings. Sometimes I'm glad they're not mine.
Offling by elzbeththeaunt July 22, 2010
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A young robloxian who is especially volatile in regards to memes made about roblox.
The young oofling screamed as he looked at a roblox meme.
Oofling by Crazy Fishboy May 31, 2018

You are offline 

You are offline by JDMac12 June 6, 2019

offing myself 

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021

Wrapper offline 

A copy of the retired Go Animate website the former developers gave up on a few years ago. Its basically the same thing.... WITH MORE BUGS!
I use wrapper offline a lot, sadly it still has bugs, Alvin Hung might even use it one day!

Offline Bengee Vibes 

A call for much needed financial generosity by a popular gaming streamer only to not reciprocate this generosity to dedicated and supportive fan.
Snutz: I need them offline bengee vibes
Dedicated fan: gotchu

Snutz has gone offline

Dedicated fan: Bro you going to q tonight?

offline chat 

When people talk in a Twitch streamer's chat despite them being offline, or not live.
The chats are normally chill, and are similar to very large group chats or general Discord servers.
"I'm talking in the offline chat right now."
offline chat by asleepyxsloth January 3, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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