3 definitions by Rawrshack

Top Definition
If you're looking for a good wank, get an erection and get in the bath. Fill the bath. Fill the water up to the helmet of your penis, then get a fly and pull it's wings of and put it on the end of your penis. Because the fly can no longer fly and it can't swim, it will run around in circles on the end of your penis and cause you to ejaculate.

-Ricky Gervais
Just had such a good Flywank guy's!

Hey guy's! Anyone got a fly? I wanna Flywank!
by Rawrshack November 14, 2010
A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!

Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
by Rawrshack November 27, 2010
In the platynereis genus (Marine Bristle Worm) the female will get so turned on by her partner's erotic dance that, finally unable to restrain herself, she'll lose all conrtol. Consumed with sexual excitement, she'll bite off the sex organs of the male which are located in his rear end. (A kind of endless sex.) She swallows the sperm contained in this mouthful, and the sperm travels through her body to the cache of eggs and fertilises them.
Beau: Hey man! What's that sexy dance you're doing there?
Nick: Oh this? It's called the Wormdance.
Beau: Woah That's great! Makes me want to eat your penis!
by Rawrshack November 18, 2010

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