Going off topic

What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.

Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.

Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.

by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014

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this is when people say things but they go off on a tengent and did you see that thing on the news tonight gee the president is stpid and i can't believe there's yet another reality show and the weather's pretty nice this morning what's with all the stupid entried in the dictionary just look at the for goodness sake now that's stupid isn't it just make a dictionary dammit i don't want all these stupid entries like that one for going off topic now what's one stupid thing

Ah who cares

by Your name August 18, 2003

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you are slipping off topic

james get back on topic you little shit

gents you are slipping off topic

by walkergang schmidt December 9, 2019

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G4 Off-Topic Forums

1. The place where being emo gets you flamed by EVERYONE
2. cesspool of gays, atheists, and racists

Example of what happens at the G4 Off-Topic forums:

1. love_metal: look at me I'm emo I think I have problems
black_sabbath1: haha you have no life!
Ranger_: have you tried to cut yourself in your bathtub yet?
love_metal: I tried but I got caught.

2. love_metal: Gay Marriage? Religion? Racism? All I care about is being emo.
BillBooth: Banned for stupidity.

by anonymousone June 4, 2006

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G4 Off-Topic Forums

The G4 Off-Topic Forums at G4 is a small internet community of lesbians, queers, pederasts, and other sexual deviants. Lovingly called "OT" by it's members, it is the most heavily trafficked forum on G4's otherwise lame site. It also holds the record for having more registered sex offenders than any other forum.

People mainly use OT to post links to porn, hentai and rotting corpses. No one cares about what's going on in your life, so don't post about it, or we'll use your thread for a free post. Some people love the idea of setting up a thread for a huge argument, then sitting back and watching the members go at, these threads are almost always about either religion, politics, or homosexuality. Others just post nude pictures of gay porn stars and flame the colored.

Everyday life at the G4 Off-Topic Forums

(thread)
Vader - Look at my funny pictures!!!
SeventhSeal - What the fuck is this crap? "Say no to crapping your pants". WTF?
Everyone else - LOL

(Another thread)
Duco - Libertarian FTW, Bush sucks.
APD - Libertarians yes, but Duco sucks.
Unacceptable_Name - Yay, Libertariens, BTW, System of a Down is the best band evar.
Everyone else - SOAD sucks, Libertarians suck, and Duco sucks.
Erin - So does Unacceptable_Name.

(another thread)
Someone - Lol, ngr.
Mod - Banned.

by SpicSanta March 9, 2007

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