3 definitions by WaffleGhost

Top Definition
Online stories that will haunt the things that haunt you. Things you read during the day thinking "this'll be fun" and then wish you hadn't when night comes around.
"Fuck I read creepypastas today. Good bye sleep."
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
It's a cat you fucking pervs!
Guy 1: This little girl in my neighbourhood has the nicest, softest pussy

Guy 2: Ew gross you pedophile!

Guy 1: No dude it's a cat!
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.

Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014

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