6 definitions by ncmo

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(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
by ncmo April 26, 2010
1. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally tired or lazy.
2. A term used to describe when a person, or yourself, is exceptionally horny or imagurbative.
3. A term used for forecasting a bro who may be getting laid in the near future.
4. Of, or relating to, that's what she said.
"Daniel! Wake up, we have to study for this exam!"
"Sorry, I was having an in the bed moment."

"Bro, you have to be more inconspicuous about having in the bed moments about Kelly, she noticed you staring at her in physics today."

"Bro, I heard that Josh's room-mate, Lauren, dog died yesterday."
"Nice, he's so going to get an in the bed moment with her out of that."
by Ncmo December 17, 2009
(noun) A word that should not be yelled in public considering that it has two very different connotations that often get confused:

1. A Professional

2. A Prostitute
"Thanks for helping me last night. I was depressed and you really CAME through for me. You're a real pro at what you do."
"Sure, anytime you need some professional help on your computer."

"Man, how did you get so good at playing baseball? You're such a pro!"
"Thank you, I get a lot of practice as a prostitute."
by ncmo April 26, 2010
1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"

Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."

*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 04, 2010
(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.
"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"
by ncmo April 20, 2010
A bro who is there for you in all times of your live, except he remains negligent of the rule "bro's before ho's". Sometimes, he will ditch you on a night you've planned to hang out together for a noncommittal make-out with some chicks he won't remember in 6 months. Other times, he will just act like a plain toolbag to you even though there is a very respectable friendship/bromance between the two of you and things will heal up in a few hours.
"Brad was such a bro-ho when he ditched me for this whore, Kaitlyn."

"Zach, you've nut-tapped me 9 times in the last hour, quit being a bro-ho!"
by ncmo February 09, 2010

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