Lifetiming 

A term used to explain the times when you girlfriend or wife continues to talk to you about a "important" issue you really don't give a shit about.

Friend 1: "I was so pissed last night man, she was just lifetiming the fuck out of me after work!"

Friend 2: "About what dude?"

Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"

Lifetiming by El Barbo August 27, 2010

Lifelining 

Verb: To maintain a current relationship when one or both parties moves away (i e college) and one or both parties only intends to stay in said relationship if when they arrive at their new location the dating options are terrible/nonexistent. This is considered a underhanded and dishonest act.

I got back to my dorm and my roommate was losing his shit because his girlfriend just dumped him. She was insistent that they shouldn't break up after high school and do long distance. The evil bitch was just lifelining him til she saw how much available dick there was at her new school. She then dropped him like a hot brick.

Lifelining by Captain Turbane November 8, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008