Ocular recticitis 

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.

You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.

Ocular recticitis by Starmon July 29, 2011

Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

Ocular rectitis by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

ocular rectitis 

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

ocular rectitis by Kaelli May 10, 2010

occular recticidus 

When your Eyes Lodge in your Asshole & it gives You a Shitty Outlook on Life

I Never See Her Smile, She Seems to have a Bad Case of Occular recticidus

occular recticidus by Starmon December 31, 2016