7 definitions by Kaelli

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to make ones pussy pucker, something so unbelievable or outragous it makes you cringe. Very expensive, very grotesque.
1. I saw a purse that was so cute, but when I looked at the pricetag it made my pussy pucker.
2. To watch what that girl was willing to do after just a few drinks, it made my pussy pucker.
by Kaelli December 04, 2009

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retardist: one who pursues retardation seemingly as a path to enlightenment
I think Bob has decided to become a retardist full time, have you seen all the stupid things he is trying to do?
by Kaelli April 02, 2010

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this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.
Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....
by Kaelli May 10, 2010

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Shoes which have very slippery soles. This may be intensified by walking in wet areas, especially wet grass.
If I would have known it was going to be raining, I would not have worn my snot bottom shoes to golf.
by Kaelli May 03, 2010

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This generally starts with a stomach ache or stomach cramps and then turns into runny, stinky brown or green pee-like substance spraying out of your rectum, runny stool, diarrhea.
Dude, I don't know what they put in those burritos last night, but I had the worst case of the squirty butts this morning.
by Kaelli June 02, 2010

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This is a superhero who's super power is the power to stay awake all night. This superhero does not even see his super power as a strength, he just wants to be able to sleep all night like normal people.
Me: "Hey Nocturnalman, how was your night last night? Did you stay up all night fighting crime?"

Nocturnalman: "I was up all night again, I just want to sleep."
by kaelli June 17, 2010

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This syndrome could happen at any time but can be intensified by the consumption of alcohol. This is what happens when one cannot stop bragging on themself and all of their best qualities. When alcohol is involved, they may make the same statements repeatedly and loudly as a means of inforcing the validity of the statement and/or tell stories that magnify their greatness.
Hey boss, I am really glad to see you out tonight. I wanted to talk to you about the recent promotion I put in for. I know you gave the position to Mike but I think there are a few things you overlooked....

Two friends watching interaction painfully in the distance;
Friend 1: Oh man, Sam has a bad case of runaway ego syndrome tonight. Should we save him?
Friend 2: No man, let's let it play out a little bit first.
by Kaelli June 15, 2010

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