October 26

National grab a boys ass day it’s the one day when it’s not gay

Hey have u slapped chads ass yet you know it’s not gay today it’s October 26 it’s not gay

by Cool chad October 24, 2019

October 26

National sock stealing day!

Me: It’s October 26th.

Friend: You know what that means?
Me: Lets get some socks!

by I_thought_it_was_fake October 21, 2019

October 26

If you know someone born on this day you most do whatever they want you to do for the entire day, no questions asked.

Friend 1: Get me a glass of water.
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Don't you know what day it is?
Friend 2: October 26?
Friend 1: Yeah, and I was born on this day, so you have to do what I say.

by LetsFuckingGo October 21, 2019

October 26

its the day you skip all your classes and say fuck you to your teacher

I am going to say freak you to someone on October 26

by MIND YOUR BUISNESS October 23, 2019

October 26

National “Thank our Nigga Sir Isaac Newton” day

“Thank you for da bomb ass tik toks my nigga Sir Isaac Newton and thanks for da bouncy 😜😜” On October 26th

by 32h October 13, 2019

October 26

Punch rachel and natalie day then ask them so how was yalls day

Aniya:"damn bro its october 26"
Matt:"so what"
Aniya:"its punch rachel and natalie day

by 4thtufhb October 26, 2020

October 26

Give your girl a hoodie day! And don't take no for an answer.

Person1 ... it's october 26 so take my hoodie.
Person2... No I am not that cold.
Person1... I'm not taking no for an answer.

by Elle Magazine October 31, 2019