Drink first appearing on the website thedrunkenmoogle.com
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.
Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.
3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.
Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Named after the Metal Gear Solid character of the same name.
Drink consists of 6 shot glasses organized in a hexagon, which resembles the chambers of a revolver.
3 of the shot glasses are filled part way with Vodka, the other 3 shot glasses are filled part way with Wild Turkey American honey whiskey. Top off the shot glasses with Sprite or SevenUp.
Shout "TIME PARADOX!" and then take all 6 shots in quick succession.
Friend 1: Joe's pretty drunk, I bet we could get him to do a Revolver Ocelot.
Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...
Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!
Friend 2: Uhhh i think hes already doing it...
Joe (heard from other room): TIME PARADOX!
by lazystupidorcorrupt December 6, 2010
Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.
by doubleO July 16, 2010
A large monkey-like cat. This animal is unique in the fact that it has no teeth, only gums. After it brings down its kill, it slowly and tediously gnaws the meat away. The friction of this action actually cooks the meat as it eats
by Dr. Robertson September 16, 2005
It is Ocelot's own style of Russian Roulette, displayed in MGS3.
Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.
You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.
Basically, you take one revolver (preferably a six-shot of course) and insert a bullet, and then spin the chamber and lock it, not knowing where the bullet truly is (ala normal Russian Roulette). Then, you take two more revolvers, and then, you juggle them. After juggling enough times, proceed with pulling the trigger of a revolver. After juggling three or more revolvers, pull the trigger again on the next one. Follow this process four more times, unless one of the revolvers already discharged the bullet.
You be the judge as to which version of Russian Roulette is more terrifying. Personally, I find this version to be quite cool, and it can be terrifying because ONE of those revolvers does have a single bullet. And besides, you're not betting YOUR life when performing Ocelot Russian Roulette.
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by Dave February 27, 2005
"Holy shit dude, did you see Kill Bill? It was tight like a fuckin tiger!"
"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
"Naw. It wasn't THAT great. It was tight like an ocelot, sure, but not like a tiger."
by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003
by cosmixmaster July 15, 2004