A place where people do drugs and fail AP tests. One of the heaviest drinking schools in California. A prison, for the most reckless and gay degenerative wastes on earth.
by poootato August 24, 2021
Attractive women (minimum age 18) with at least 4 of the following:
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
by S-dawg, destroyer of worlds January 6, 2010
a place where people can chill, mostly students, and surf in the ocean and get ice cream around there or take a hike up the mountain. they are usually friendly & happy & are fun to talk to especially if ur by a local dojo or gas station. the weather is foggy but it’s always sunny on the other side is what I like to say.
by fantasywizards October 27, 2020