| 1. | misantrophy | ||
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An unlikely occurence The misantrophy of rain on a sunny day is far from a singular occurence, yet remains ostensibly unlikely.
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| 2. | Water | ||
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One-word expression of forgiveness for a past occurence which can't be undone or rectified. From the phrase "It's water under the bridge." Jack: "I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings."
Jill: "Water..." |
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| 3. | godwink | ||
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An occurence so odd and out of the ordinary, it had to be put in place by God. A wink from God letting you know you're in the right direction. I cannot believe that after moving cross-country, I ran into a man who used to live 5 blocks away, growing up. It's definitely a godwink that we met.
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| 4. | Natural Occurence | ||
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A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime. Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.
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| 5. | the awkward moment when... | ||
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How you start you sentence when you're about to recall an event or occurence that was funny, embarassing or awkward. Usually the moment you are recalling is something that has embarassed many. the awkward moment when... you fart during a business conference and try to cover it up with a cough, but realise immediately and without need to confer, that everyone around you knows you just farted.
The awkward moment when... you make a black joke seconds before realising you are standing next to a black guy. The awkward moment when... you say bye to someone then you both continue walking in the same direction. |
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| 6. | penis captivus | ||
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A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far. "My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
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| 7. | chee | ||
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1. An interchangable term -- used in a given sentence or on its own -- to express disbelief, astonishment, disappointment, or realization.
2. Alternatively, it can be used simply as filler. 1. Sir Emery Capitan, in comment to the evening nourishments, expresses most disappointedly "Chee... your soup seems to lack the perfect spices this evening, Cook."
2. In light of the supernatural occurence happening in Jon Bob Smiths very own backyard, he simple voiced a barely audible "Chee" as the ghostly fireworks sent him into blindness. |
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