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Obelix is a very kind person. He cares about his friends more than he cares about himself. Obelix is an emotional person but he makes a good friend whenever you need someone to lean on.
Friend: Hey Obelix, I just broke up with my girlfriend

Obelix: Take your time, remember you got me if you need anything.
Obelix by Oson24 June 25, 2022

asterix and obelix

a lesbian gay couple who let there dog join in whenever they are feeling quirky
hey lets hang out with Asterix and obelix

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010
Obelia is a skinny cute girls who is not afraid to say what she has to say. Not everybody notices her but she is very intelligent. Most people want to be friends with her. She is very silly and goofy and is ready to have fun. Watch out for the Obelia’s!
Obelia’s can also be sneaky
obelia by Kayla Johnsons May 26, 2018

Obeliscolychne 

It really means lighthouse, but you can use it as an insult. It is in the top 13672526628277 worst insults.
Your dog: *biting you*

You: AHH GET AWAY YOU OBELISCOLYCHNE!!
Only heard of in myths, it is a very large cawk, almost like an obelisk. It usually preys on hot women. When erect, it will block out the sun. Only a few people have ever got to harness its true power..
Dude!!! WTF is that!! O my god!! Its an obelisk!!! RUN! RUN! RUN! Especially the hot chicks, RUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!
obelisk by chodeboi99 February 24, 2010