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15.
Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th POTUS. Considered to be a devotee of Christian Reverend Jeremiah Wright, a Kenyan Muslim and a Godless Socialist, who spends all his time apologizing to terrorists.

Obama's mother mysteriously flew from her home in Hawaii over to Africa to give birth, but presciently knew he would run for President, so she ran baby announcements in two Hawaii newspapers, then snuck a fake birth certificate into a hospital. Obviously.
Obama socialism:
* supporting Wall Street investment banks.
* ObamaCare causing Americans to use private health insurance.

Obama Muslim-ness:
* drinking Obama beer.
* protecting women's access to birth control.
* supporting gay marriage.

Obama kowtowing:
* resuming and completing the pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
* killing more Al Qaeda members (via drone strikes) in 3 years than Bush did in 7.
by JeffGannon September 13, 2012
 
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1. Noun. The 44th president of the United States and the U.S's first black president.

2. Verb. To swat and kill a fly with your hand.
1. President Obama is currently receiving flak for not coming up with an adequate solution to health care in America.

2. I just Obama'd a fly man, it was awesome!
by DarkLoaf September 27, 2009
 
17.
verb, to bitch slap something
Referring to President Obama killing the fly in midair, "Yo, he obamaed that shit."

"You better shutup before I obama the shit out of you."
by Sexy Simon September 26, 2009
 
18.
A man who had the potential to be one of the greatest presidents ever, if not for the dysfunctional congress he was stuck with.
Obama: It's time to allow the Bush tax cuts to expire. The wealthy need to pay their share.

Congress: NO!

Obama: Let's begin drawing down forces in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Congress: NO!

Obama: Let's give small businesses tax cuts to encourage hiring.

Congress: That was originally our idea, but now that Obama's proposing it, NO!

Obama: We must do something to...

Congress: NO!

Obama: Oh screw it, I'll just give you guys everything you wanted.

Congress: NO!

Public: *blames Obama for not getting anything accomplished*
by coffee_lover November 04, 2011
 
19.
A well-intentioned president who, contrary to what the disaffected right-wing would have us believe, has actually made many accomplishments despite the craptacular state of affairs he inherited from his predecessor.

A president who (perhaps unjustifiably) has made sincere efforts at bipartisanship despite the unrelenting barrage of lies and bullshit from the right-wing attack machine who's only goal is to tear down his presidency at all costs, and the outright refusal of congressional republiturds to consider any of his ideas, even if said ideas originally garnered bipartisan support.
Notable accomplishments include:

Passage of the controversial stimulus act, which despite it's flaws, helped to curb job loss, improved our infrastructure, and saved many state governments from going bankrupt. Most economists believe we would be worse off without it.

Helped turn the economy around (the Dow was only in the 6000s when Obama took office)

Ordered the strike that killed Bin Laden, and implemented the drone strike policy that killed Bin Ladin's number two man and sent Al Qaeda running.

Passed health care reform, something many presidents have tried to do and failed. While it could have done more to bring down costs and less to appease the insurance industry, it was the best we could get in today's political climate, and it does bring America closer to the developed world in terms of health care.

And to the losers who are messing up the votes on the Obama defs, kindly fuck off and get a life.

To everyone else: don't believe any of the vote totals on these pages. They are being hacked! Yesterday, Obama-hating def 6189985 written by Star Destroyer 2 had 15 thumbs down and 0 up. Today (as of this writing) it magically has 60 thumbs up!! Likewise, def 6183602 written by coffee_lover had 16 thumbs up and 0 down, until today. Now it's 16 up and 47 down. I smell a Kochroach.
by not a dittohead November 11, 2011
 
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verb: the act of shutting up idiot loud mouths like music artist Kanye West and congressman Joe Wilson by telling it the way it is.
person 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch nigga said?"
person 2: "Yeah and if he keeps it up i'm gonna obama his ass."
by pseudo who? February 05, 2010
 
21.
The 44th president of the United States, born in Hawaii to a white mother from Kansas and a black father from Kenya, which technically makes him biracial but according to the one drop rule it would be appropriate to call him the first black president
Obama campaigned on change, reforming healthcare and getting our troops out of Iraq, so far he has mostly kept his promises.
by Mr.Juan-derful September 14, 2010