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2. OTitis
The disease which is communicable by posting several times in the "Off Topic" forums.May cause:Severe Diarrhea,Brain Cell Loss,Anal leakage,stool blackening,rectal crackling,and by severe diarrhea I mean SEVERE like shitting yourself constantly.
Im sorry ma'am hes got the OTitis.He'll be shitting himself within the hour.
1. otitis
Inflammation of the ear caused by the germ streptococcus pneumoniae, a.k.a. the one that causes pneumonia
Doctor: The reason why you can't hear is because you have otitis.

Patient: What?

Doctor: GODDAMNIT!! I said you have otitis!

Patient: What?

Doctor: If you say what one more time, I'll kill you

Patient: What?