Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

The OTPHJ or "over the pants hand jobs" are easier to do in public than a UTPHJ and far less expensive than a ZJ, the OTPHJ is the hottest thing to hit 2008 since devin bought the leopard, zebra, and cheetah slap bracelets on ebay. OTPHJs are, in a word, awesome. OTPHJs are often seen under the table at resturants, chiling poolside, movie theatres, and sometimes on the chinatown bus from NY to DC. Calvin Klein even makes a special boxer brief designed specifically for OTHPJs (ask Dan M for product information).

An abbreviation for "over the pants hand job"

The Over The Pants Hand Job "OTPHJ," was originally coined by a young industrious man in northern Calgary, Canada. Whilst working on a road crew the individual noodled a challenge to engage a member of the opposite sex in an OTPHJ past ejaculation; a bounty was levied and a legend was spawn.

Legend has it that November 2009, an extended member of the exclusive open membership club engaged and was ultimately successful in dethroning the virgin OTPHJ while on a dance floor in New York City's infamous Meat Packing District.

NOUN 1 Over The Pants Hand Jiggity. 2 Over Trouser Penis Hand Job. Somthing to be done underneath the dinner table while at girlfreind's parents house and/or the only sexual act that is willing to be performed by females brought up in well-to-do suburbs of Detroit.