OLMA is probably the ONLY all girls school in south jersey.
Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are
lesbian
fun facts
there’s dogs
there’s nuns who seem to be immortal
there’s good sports
there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)
there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment
there’s prep boys on the bus
THE COOKIES
they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000
they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.
They leave out the fact they are insane
they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter
they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care
They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.
They also have a nun cemetery
They take way too many pictures
you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face
so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.
btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend
it’s a thing
so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.
shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G
Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are
lesbian
fun facts
there’s dogs
there’s nuns who seem to be immortal
there’s good sports
there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)
there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment
there’s prep boys on the bus
THE COOKIES
they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000
they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.
They leave out the fact they are insane
they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter
they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care
They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.
They also have a nun cemetery
They take way too many pictures
you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face
so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.
btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend
it’s a thing
so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.
shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G
Any Guy: “OLMA is filled with lesbians right?”
Olma girls: “-_-“
“DID YOU SHADOW OLMA YET?????? THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD COOKIES”
“The olma leaf project will be the death of me”
Olma girls: “-_-“
“DID YOU SHADOW OLMA YET?????? THEY HAVE REALLY GOOD COOKIES”
“The olma leaf project will be the death of me”
by shawtyoverhere October 10, 2020
The only all-girl school in South Jersey Located in Newfield.
- Has a whole convent of nuns but OLMA girls only see about 3 of them.
- Has an old nun who never dies. and is called the walking tampon (Sr. Matthew)
- Has cameras in every hallways to keep away prep guys.
- Goes to the all guy school every friday, for 8th period, where girls hike up there skirts and put on tons of makeup.
- Has a 20 minute break in the morning where girls fight over cookies.
-Has a kickass soccer team.
- can be associated with St. Augustine Prep. (the all guys school who they bus with)
- Has a whole convent of nuns but OLMA girls only see about 3 of them.
- Has an old nun who never dies. and is called the walking tampon (Sr. Matthew)
- Has cameras in every hallways to keep away prep guys.
- Goes to the all guy school every friday, for 8th period, where girls hike up there skirts and put on tons of makeup.
- Has a 20 minute break in the morning where girls fight over cookies.
-Has a kickass soccer team.
- can be associated with St. Augustine Prep. (the all guys school who they bus with)
by yeaaaaaaaa August 20, 2006
Our Lady Of Mercy Academy. also known as Only Lesbians May Attend. The best school for a girls education on long island!
by mercygirl101 January 17, 2008
and yeah i love you olma
by nevwn September 14, 2021
I want to play the ball because it's Olma!
by Khazey October 18, 2020