look up anything, like your first name:
1. O.M.F.
Meaning: Oh My! a Failure! (O.M.F.)
Example Sentence: "O.M.F.! He missed!"
omg omfg oh my god
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2. S.O.M.
S.O.M.
To be the son of a M.I.L.F.,
Tom: hey did u hear that mike is a S.O.M.
Locky: No way, are u sure??
Tom: yeah, i'd bone his mum any day
3. N.O.M.F.
Nut On (Girl's name who starts with an M)'s Face
Seabass totally N.O.M.F.ed on Megan in the shower.
4. S.O.M.F.
Shit on my face. The new F.M.L.
Boy: Oh god I have a huge project thats do tomorrow, I haven't even started.
Girl: That suck brahh
Boy: Yeah, S.O.M.F.
5. S.O.M.F
Suck Off My Face
French Kissing...
Were you thinking about S.O.M.F?
6. S.O.M.F.
abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.
Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.
7. b.a.j.o.m.f.
Bad ass jesus owning motherfucker.

transporter 2 is one b.a.j.o.m.f.

dave just gave a guy a wedgie all the way over his head, what a b.a.j.o.m.f.
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