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O.M.F.I.C. 

This Guy Has Owned This Company For Over 50 Years, He's the O.M.F.I.C.
O.M.F.I.C. by the big wolf July 13, 2023

o.m.f.i.c. 

I own my own business, and have for years. I started out as the BULL with the BIG NUTS . Then as the years went by, I became , the MOTHER FUCKING DECIDER. Eventually I earned the title H.M.F.I.C. The years have flown by, I am now in my 70s, I still have big nuts But now I Am the O.M.F.I.C.
That guy with the big nuts, is getting old . He's The O.M.F.I.C. ( OLD MOTHER FUCKER IN CHARGE) .

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.
When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l 

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life
Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F 

Let me suck your dick till you come on my face
Girl: L.M.S.Y.D.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Guy:hell ya