A completely useless white male asshole with an enormous ego apparently obtained by hosting a useless rag-mag TV show that turned into a rag-mag political show opportunity. Unable to tolerate an opposing viewpoint, esp. those on the left. Elevated self absorption makes him feel and act like a 60 yr old Rambo tough-ass but is not so diluted as to actually face a challenge esp. by Keith Olbermann. Uncomfortable in his own skin if anywhere other than his TV controlled environment. Basic fuck head, woman harassing, simple shit.
If I were born a Bill O'Reilly I would kill my stupid fucking self before I opened my big useless mouth. And someone please burn the body.
by Chuck Scheid October 6, 2007
Some simpleton who shares his opinions on fox.
Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.
Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.
Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
Watching him makes average people rapidly decend into idiocy. This effect is of great benifit to corporations and politicians who require easily suggestable and pliant consumers and voters in order to continue to exist.
Always makes comments on "how simple" things are or could be. This kind of reasoning is popular among simple people who can only comprehend simple things.
Actually believes in what he's saying, as do others who can not understand or refuse to accept that the world is a complicated place with complicated problems requiring complicated analysis and well-though out solutions.
After watching Bill O'Reilly my brain got soft and I started to believe claims made by Politicians and advertisements on T.V. Now I can't deal with these complicated big-word-saying politicians who want to make government inefficient by working on complicated plans that require a bunch of outside experts and research to put together. I also feel I may have restless leg syndrome.
by whiskeypocket January 16, 2007
1. Anyone who invites another person into an argument, just to tell the other person they're wrong and shit all over their opinion.
2. Someone, usually older and unattractive, who sexually harasses co-workers but is far too vital to a company to be dismissed. Eventually he or she is fired, but only after the damage is already done.
2. Someone, usually older and unattractive, who sexually harasses co-workers but is far too vital to a company to be dismissed. Eventually he or she is fired, but only after the damage is already done.
1. She may have been a socialist, but she became a real Bill O'Reilly when I shared my alternative point of view.
2. Person 1: Remember that old creepy guy in the company meeting last month? The one who was hitting on all young female workers, to no avail?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was Bill O'Reilly. He's been doing that for years, but he's brought in so many clients that the company overlooked it. They finally fired him last week, but only after 6 lawsuits.
2. Person 1: Remember that old creepy guy in the company meeting last month? The one who was hitting on all young female workers, to no avail?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that was Bill O'Reilly. He's been doing that for years, but he's brought in so many clients that the company overlooked it. They finally fired him last week, but only after 6 lawsuits.
by mad5793 May 29, 2017
A FOX News Commentator who is a loudmouthed boor. A Republican zealot who thinks Bush can do no wrong. An oversexed middle aged man who chases younger women, and has perverted fantasies about scoring with these young women.
by jesster79 January 24, 2005
1. The extremely pompous conservative commentator who once yelled at a young man whose father died in the World Trade Center to "SHUT UP!" because he disagreed with him.
2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.
3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
2. Anyone who thinks they know everything there is to know about everything.
3. To ejaculate on one's sheets.
by The Froh September 4, 2006
An angry old man who can't get any sex,so he has to harrass other woman to try to get some. Also a man who keeps blaming all of our problems on Bill Clinton because he is in a coma and can't see what is really going on.Can also be used to describe a old grumpy man who supports Bush no matter what he says and does and is always complaining about everything because he has no life.
by Britt24 January 17, 2005
Bill O'Reilly and many other ignorant news people are the real terrorists. Honestly, what brings more anxiety and "terror" to your day to day life? A few thousand Americans murdered by scum bag extremists? Or the people that remind you that you could be next, every day of your life. They try to scare you into beleaving that civilization is about to end because 2 men want to get married? Or because some lame school stopped singing christmas songs. Who cares? Apparently Bill O'Reilly does.
After a weekend binge of I.V. drug use and random sex with unhealthy smelling hookers, I contracted every disease known to man. Meh, it could be worse, I could be Bill O'Reilly. ROFLMAO @ Bill O'Reilly.
by M Dogg August 17, 2006