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A woman who caters to male sexual excrements.
Example 1.

Man 1: "Its cumming! wheres my Nutmaid!?!"

Third World Prostitute: *gargle gargle*...
Nutmaid by Kyle July 21, 2004
a foreign creature, whom most of his body weight is compromised of the hair on it's back
that nutzoid needs to shave
nutzoid by wireless :D February 24, 2008
Someone who tries to live life via numbers, and refuses to go off of observations. Social life, Health, Scheduling, etc.
"Dude are you ok? it reeks in there, like worse than usual. You should get that checked out."
"Well I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, so I should be fine."
"Jerry, you Numtoid, you're gonna die one day."
"I can't do that, Im supposed to live until 65."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023
Someone who lives their life via numbers, and refuses to make decisions of none numerical observations. They'll do this for everything, from Health decisions, Sex, Social life, tec.
"Dude, it reeks in the bathroom, like even worse than usual. You should get that checked out, I don't think its healthy."
"It is, I haven't pooped more than 3 times today, and I have consumed the regular amount of calories for the day."
"Jerry you Numtoid, you're gonna die on day because of this."
"That's impossible, I have to live to at least 65 years."
Numtoid by Fortunate_Daughter November 26, 2023

Feetloveicous Buttfarticous nutroid 

Logan's greatest enemy. He loves feet and farts a lot. Will come after Becky when Logan isn't looking. This is Zach's secret boyfry.
Ohhh I love the smell of feet
-Feetloveicous Buttfarticous nutroid