A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)
TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle
by Nuttier than Nutella March 18, 2016
The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!
by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015
by muahahahahahaha May 23, 2003
Nutella is gods gift to earth. Made of hobbits and unicorn poop. It is sent from heaven by narwhalws to a magical place called Canada. Where Moose put it in jars and have little fairys ship it out.
by michaelcliff January 5, 2015
by bananab0111 December 4, 2013
Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.
by Happy Christian June 18, 2018
The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.
by Under water unicorn March 18, 2015