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I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.
by hrvatska June 06, 2003
I ate some bad fish and had to go number 3 a couple hours later.
by Hot_Salsa November 14, 2010
Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.
Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO
by -Ryan- April 30, 2007
The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement
I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3
by freeranger April 21, 2007
To masturbate; to beat it.
Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?
by 2014_chiguy November 06, 2006
noun - semen
verb - to ejaculate

Often used in the context that one would use the phrase "number 1" or "number 2" to describe bodily functions or fluids."
"Dude, I just took the biggest number 3 all over my ex-girlfriends bed."
by Fob Star November 03, 2009
unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation
i need to do a number 3
by alien ed May 27, 2008