Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.
Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.
Firing on all cylinders. Pooping, peeing, vomiting, expelling snot, shooting ear wax - all at the same time.
"What is it, number 1? Number 2?"
"No, worse. Number 3! Stand clear!"
The beer shits. Also known as pissing out your ass or shitting through a screen.
"Dude, I drank too much Mickey's last night and need to take a number 3."
Pee, wee, urinate
Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:
Number 1, tickle my bum
Number 2, do a big poo
Number 3, go for a wee
Getting Freaky Down There.
Slow And Steady.
Yeah yesterday she was doing number 3..
When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
To masturbate or jack off.
number 1 = taking a leak
number 2 = taking a dump
number 3 = spilling your seed