1. An absence of anything/something.
2. A reply used when a person doesn't feel like explaining themselves.
3. When something is wrong but a person doesn't want to admit it, often used in conjunction with words such as okay and fine
In the black there was nothing.

Person one: What're you doing?
Person two: Nothing (as they continue to do something)

Nothing is wrong, I'm fine.
by larry says hi October 14, 2005
Nothing is a term used to say that something is not physicly existant. Why is this definition more accurate? Because we can't just say its "no thing", otherwise it makes no sense that its a noun, since a noun is a person place or thing. Nothing is a thing - just not physical. As nothing is a logical idea, it is indeed a thing in a logical sense.
I can see nothing, but I can't be nothing.
by Cenax December 16, 2004
What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!
I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...
by Dead & ADEAD April 01, 2005
You. Everything you do/have done/will do.
"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"

by CartledgeB2 October 27, 2003
the word you say when asked what your doing by someone who walked in on you watching porn
don: *walks into room* HEY RICK WATCHA DOIN?
Rick: NOTHING! *closes browser*
by dodoooood June 01, 2009

1.no thing; not anything; naught: to say nothing.

2.no part, share, or trace (usually followed by of ): The house showed nothing of its former magnificence.

3.something that is nonexistent.

4.nonexistence; nothingness: The sound faded to nothing.

5.something or someone of no importance or significance: Money is nothing when you're without health.
He ruins himself in promises and clears himself by giving nothing .
by my mom's friend's friend March 25, 2013
Lethal stuff that goes faster than the speed of light.
Steve: What goes faster than the speed of light?
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*
by edggya June 22, 2009
"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.

Makes People Very Mad.

Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.
Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.

Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...

10 Minutes Pass...

Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?
by .Tit.For.Tat. March 30, 2008
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