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29.
That which is greater than God.
1. The Devil is greater than nothing.
2. Nothing is greater than God.
3. Therefore, the Devil is greater than God.
by pykey92 October 05, 2009
 
30.
i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005
 
31.
The only answer to the question "You know what's awesome about homolunch?"
Scott: You know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.
by Jerky1037 October 15, 2008
 
32.
What do the poor have and the rich don't want?
What is wider than the universe?
What lives in New Zealand but is still a virgin?
Nothing.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003
 
33.
Rubbish Tasks; Checking Email Watering grass
Watcha up too? Nothin!
by Freddy June 14, 2003
 
34.
A term illiterate people use in place of anything. Can lead to you going to jail.
Suspected Criminal: "I dint do nothing!"
Police: "Thank God, we could have been here all night if you didn't fess up!"
by Alianstr March 17, 2009
 
35.
Impossible.
There is allways zero-point radiance.
As there is no nothing, there can be no example of nothing.
by Ravek March 20, 2004