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16.
Norwegians are the utmost beings and are the well-suited superiors of every other nationality or heritage/ethnic group.

Norway is also home of the black metal scene and is also therefore that much better still than everyone else.

Dimmu Borgir is living proof of this.

If you agree with this, you must be a god among lesser gods. That means you also get a banana sticker.

Anyone who disagrees, is simply an uneducated little douche. Next time you have a thought, let it go. You're probably an italian and therefore no one cares what you think anyways, so please, if you have a complaint, write it down neatly on a piece of paper, fold it, separate your hairy little ass cheeks, and insert it into your poop shoot.
Norwegians own everyone else. Norwegians do everything better. Norwegians are the Chosen Ones.

Norwegians are smart.

Norwegians > You.

Norwegians > Everyone else.

There was one group of people created to rule them all. They are called Norwegians.

The only people equally as great as the Norwegians, if that is possible, are the Greeks.
by Artemis6x January 01, 2007
 
1.
A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.
American: I want some fish, maybe some potatoes.
Other American: You dam Norwegian!
by Blondcurlface March 24, 2011
 
2.
An African American that does not know how to act in the snow. Examples include spinning tires when driving in the snow or failing to dress appropriately for the climactic conditions. African Americans suffering from Snow Hysteria are the perfect example of a Norwegian.
Damn son! Those Norwegians just slammed on the brakes and rear-ended the 5-0!
by Norwegian Ice King December 22, 2009
 
3.
an adjective commonly used to replace the word lesbian as most Norwegian girls are lesbian/bisexual. It is believed that a genetic impulse in the brain causes female Norwegians to have sudden impulses to jump the girl right next to them.
Male: That girl is such a raging Norwegian, but she still likes boys as well.... i hope she likes me :)

Girl: The best kiss i ever had was from a Norwegian i met in Melbourne.
by StoogeKing November 03, 2009
 
4.
Slang for negro. Regularly used to beat the censors on web boards where racially inflammatory language is not permitted, or in conversation with politically-correct types.
Them Norwegians thought they had an easy mark when they tried to rob the cripple in the wheelchair, but they didn't know he was armed. Good guy: 1. Norwegians: 0.
by WTMan May 28, 2009
 
5.
A large, brutish, stupid race of people with long hair. Listen to death metal and sail around in big sailing ships. Often wear horned helmets.

Known for smashing things over their heads in a show of toughness.
Dude, holy shit, did you see that guy just stick his dick in a beer bottle, chop it off, and then suck it out before smashing the bottle over his head? That was fucked up. He must have been Norwegian.

Go back to iceland, you stupid norwegian.

Go wrestle a large moving vehicle you stupid norwegian.
by VortXxe October 15, 2005
 
6.
Generally the Homeland for the largest amount of retards possible.
"Hey do you know what's a Norwegian?"

"Yeah, I know a Norwegian and he is a cunt, he is named Bamse. He tends to represent all of Norway"
by Le Suspender December 23, 2013
 
7.
(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.
-Dude, holy shit I just got owned; that guy must have been Norwegian.
-That man just saved 1,000,000 babies from a burning building, he was definitely Norwegian.
- That is the biggest penis I have ever seen, that man has to be Norwegian
by Norwegian Sensation December 21, 2004