norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 10, 2018

jim norton

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony

If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?

by Don February 18, 2005

Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
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Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

by Mr.Anonymouz June 19, 2011

Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D

Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.

by HalSparksbitch July 11, 2008

Norton Glen

Norton Glen-it boarders the bitch ass town of Easton,some people think of the Glen as the ''ghetto" part of Norton,i dont agree or disagree. With all the drugs,mexicans and drama. If you live there or you have lived there it kinda sucks sometimes,but you kinda get used to it.It used to be nice back in the day with Al but now ruled with an iron fist female reancarnation of Adolf Hitler-Magarete!-who everyone wants to die in a ditch. With all the minors asking people to go to Quick Stop to buy Tabbacco products to buying Zig Zags and Dutch blunt wraps to goin to buy liquor at indepndent liquors-If you want a packy, a nice bag of marijuana,to make an incognito drug deal or to see the increasing mexican population the norton glen is for you(warning! do not piss off original Glen Rats!).

Eric:''hay Steve go buy me some papers so i can roll a couple fattys."

Steve:"What kind?"

Eric:"hmmmmmmmm..............."

Eric:"Zig Zags!"

Steve:"King size or regular?"

Eric:"King!"

Steve:"Good theres alot of pot heads in Norton Glen."

by Coyle124 October 16, 2009