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Normalised Kunis Unit 

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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Normalsee 

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.
Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.
Normalsee by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020
a beautiful girl with a nice ass. She is wanted by many guys but always has her eyes on one. She is always faithful. She has a cold heart but has a warm heart to those who she cares about.
Guy 1 : Damn she has a nice ass. what's her name ?

Guy 2: Normaris.
normaris by Latinamami990 August 31, 2017

Norrarsed 

"Im Norrarsed what you think"
Norrarsed by Call Me Sick Boy April 24, 2009

normarie 

normarie is a spicy girl who loves the sexy boys. she will have a lot of kids. good luck getting in normarie’s inner circle. she also has a nice booty👍🏻
boy 1:hey boy that’s one normarie over there
boy 2:hell yeah boy
normarie by gage deibert February 18, 2019

Normarse 

Oh darn ive been teaching the wrong language this year. Oh well i guess i Normarse
Normarse by Behnkes army February 28, 2011

normarse 

to make excuses for oneself
Senora Behnke: "Ok bien clase lo siento porque i did not have time to grade the quizzes my husband was oh so sick in bed i will try to probably grade them tomorrow ok bien"

Clase: "Normarse.... again"
normarse by behnkelover March 5, 2011