Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

by boinblue March 9, 2010

Nooker

a person who acts as a fuck, a nark, or an annoying person

We used to be bffs, but now she is such a nooker.

by kppk March 19, 2018

Nooker

A Nooker is a commonly used term when talking about an African-American hooker/prostitute. The term is mainly used by the privileged white male while on vacation, a golf outing, fishing trip or just hanging with the boys on a work night.

“Hey man it’s Vegas Wednesday do you want to do Rippy Magoo‘s and get a couple nookers”

by BigJohn6969 April 8, 2021

Nitty Nookers

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

by Beccerz777 April 8, 2011

Nooker

The neighborhood hooker

The skinny crackhead woman who stands near your street or in your turf
a nooker

by gever March 18, 2015

poopy nooker

a special type of microwave that is used to revive the smell of poop or crap after it has expired

i wanted to make my friends porch stink up something horrid but all i had was some old bear stool, and some old dog crap, so i revived the fumes with my "poopy nooker"

by dan hoff August 21, 2009