Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.

'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'

Noodle-Sweat by jjho April 28, 2010

sweaty noodle 

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.

Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.

sweaty noodle by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010

Seattle Super Noodle

One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.

i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms

Seattle Super Noodle by king kerrence January 25, 2011

Sweater Noodles 

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

Sweater Noodles by teachonmars January 21, 2019