Noner

Someone who lacks significant others and/or game. A diss or slam on one that cant get play from another sex.

Chris hasnt seen boobs in so long because hes such a noner.

by Bobby May 17, 2004

Noner

When a boy gets a boner from experiencing the joy of nature.
(Nature + Boner = NONER!)

Dennis TOTALLY had a noner while we were on that epic hike the other day.

by neenerneener222 September 3, 2009

Noner

(Nuisance Boner) also known as a R.O.B - Random Occurring Boner - generally happens when you are bored "stiff", in school or family events and all things in between. This is the type of boner that usually goes unnoticed, non the less you are completely aware of what is happening. The more you convince yourself you don't want wood the harder it gets.

(you) - So i was at my family christmas the other day and my aunt kept blabbing about her divorce problems, next thing you know. Mad Noner is coming on.
(Buddy) - Haha happens every time!
(you) - I know man and the more you try to stop it the more raging it gets.

by larrski September 20, 2012

noner

an anti boner of the nose. nostrils flare in disgust

i dont know, but it gave me a noner

by flo the greek July 9, 2011

noner

One who stares at someone in a slightly stalking way, One who stares hoping the person does not catch you looking at them, one who nones

There was a guy at the bar who was just staring at us all and would not get away..he was a noner

by jilly falk June 5, 2005

noner

when you get a boner for absolutely no reason.

Joe: dude, we r in a room full of guys and u have boner?? eww, stay away. (although i rlly do like it)

Mark: no man, its ok. its a noner.

Joe: OoOOoOOooO. in that case, lets go play G.O.W so u can pwn me

by Mark S. Perez January 8, 2007

noner

When a man or womans nipple becomes erect usually as result from something cold. Nipple+boner=Noner

i put the ice on my nipple and instantly got a large noner.

by Hdawg August 4, 2005