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Non-binary Parent's Day 

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.
My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.

Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish. 

The more sophisticatedUr mom gay”. Used to destroy anyone giving you shit.
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”

Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”

Nonparent syndrome 

People, generally woman, who allow their unruly kids to run wild in grocery stores, airports, department stores and any other public places. They expect strangers to keep watch on their kids, and think they're cute while they're damaging the property of others.
The nonparent syndrome woman allowed her kid to sit on a passenger's laptop in the waiting area of a super busy international airport, while she bitched out her baby daddy on her cell phone.

nonparentaphobia 

Someone that is scared of having no parents.
Doctor - Adam I think you have nonparentaphobia.

Adam - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
nonparentaphobia by PhobiaLord October 19, 2022