Noising

The act of people causing a nuisance or making a noise.

I could not hear the TV, as the children were noising too much.

Noising by Gadget King January 15, 2011

noising

metal music or rock that fucks off and gets on somebody's nerves a lot

please turn off this noising. I hate it. Get down to work instead of listening to this f... noising

noising by Andrius March 3, 2008

noising me up 

When someone, usually a stranger approaches you and engages you in one-way conversation.

The perpetrator believes that a perfectly reasonable discussion is taking place, however The content of the conversation is typically of little interest to the subject.

"I was standing by the bar and this guy came over and started noising me up about a load of rubbish.... he was cleary shitfaced"

"While I was handing out flyers outside the club a man came over and started noising me up about how House music is rubbish and started Mcing in my ear".

noising me up by Mikey R July 21, 2007

Re-Noising 

When you make a noise resembling a fart and the person in front of you turnsaround , you have to recreate the sound so that they know it wasn't real. This is caleld re-noising.

Boy 1: *Shoe squeaks against the floor and makes farting noise*

Boy 2: "Did you just fart?"

Boy 1: Says no and then uses re-noising to justify his answer.

Re-Noising by bwr September 1, 2009

dick nosing 

the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.

"Hey John, your mask slipped down. You're dick nosing"

dick nosing by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020

Turkey Nosing 

When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.

Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?

Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"

Turkey Nosing by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020