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Like retard, but an extremely annoying person
Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it
Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015
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nobeardaphobia 

fear of those who no longer have facial hair
my boss shaved his beard & mustache & now i can't look at him.
nobeardaphobia by susi January 6, 2004
A board pad invented by Burton that when adhered to the top of a deck is basically a snowboard without bindings. Or to some, a surfboard for the snow.

It seems people who surf are naturally better at no boarding than those who just snowboard. However it's really more your opinion and talent.
What is that thing? it's like a snowboard without bindings!

"It's a noboard, it does't have any bindings but it's a baller board to ride"
Noboard by OneSuperCow December 26, 2011

Noboarding 

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof
I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable
Noboarding by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

Noxbardus 

To be unintelligent when up late or tired
“Lola is Noxbardus, she often makes silly mistakes when tired”
Noxbardus by Verbum Factorem August 24, 2025
Shakespearean disclaimer of authorship of any given written work.
"Who wrote that awful song? Nobardi," Said I
Nobardi by l'eveque May 11, 2026
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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