Nob'ead Share definition Flag Nob as in penis (UK) and "'ead" as in head. Cockney alternative to "Dickhead". Se also "Dcik'ead" and "Nobend"/"Bellend". "Yeah, well ...he's just a nob'ead, isn't he?" Nob'ead by Alex C W January 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Nob'ead mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch