A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.
Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
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Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
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Has many hoes including mrs toler

He’s good at cod and a lot better than Thomas

Has a monster horse cock too
Bro Noah Patterson has such a fat horse cock bro it’s not even funny
by Foreskin Firefighter March 21, 2020
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