The second (or subsequent) boyfriend from Mexico for a girl or guy who is probably white and also may have a Latin fetish. Shortening of "Next Mexican Boyfriend." Not meant in an anti-Mexican manner. See also Exican.
Susie: "I have to find a new boyfriend. Things have been dry around here since the Exican and I broke up."
Jennie: "I know a good-looking bartender. He'd be a good Nexican for you, Susie."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'