A combination of both a ninja and a vampire, the world's most ultimate being. Unbeatable in every aspect of everything in life. The only way a Ninjpire can be killed is if it stabs itself in the left eye with a wooden spork blessed by a dwarven warrior.
The other day I met this Ninjpire and he totally killed everyone I know just by winking.
by Mitchell Steinberg September 24, 2007