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Something you don't want to meet.
Usually extremely smelly, and surrounded by an afro hair cut below, a nigger penis is your worst nightmare!

It is camouflaged in the dark, usually stabs you when you least expect it, and for you who like oral sex with it, you can't tell if it has feces on it or not, due to having the same color!

Some even say that large nigger penises are created by continual layer upon layer of dried feces from anal sex!

If you ever see one, chop it with a blade, knife, or just shoot it!
Dude, I was walking in town at night when all of a sudden a long dark, hard to see, stick came from behind the corner, and smelled like feces and rot!

It's a nigger penis. Just shoot it, or use a bat on it, or get some bath soap to get it away from you!

Nigger penises are your worst nightmare! They should be hung; or tied to a rope and anchor, and dropped in the deepest ocean!
by Fukaface! March 24, 2011

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The penis belonging to a nigger.
Gosh darn-it thats a big niggerpenis you have there.
by drewh990 November 19, 2009

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Fat black dong, not very pretty and not very tasty, but long enough to recieve anal sex and blowjobs at the same time.
Usually found in a swarm above white chicks or in melones.
Hey guy watch out, there is an anaconda" "Relax, its only a nigger penis
by kingdingeling3 November 13, 2010

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