the term to describe the innapropriate piercing of soft male genitalia, which often becomes permanently flaccid. Often used in conjunction with "metrosexual" and "bi/curious".
Hey man, that guy looks like he got a niederer, poor bastard.
Niederberger is an uncommon trait that you will find in people who are attractive. It also can tell you if he/she is logical or not. Niederberger-ing someone can make you appear smarter.
Dude, she made me hot when she niederbergered all up on me. it was epic.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!