the term to describe the innapropriate piercing of soft male genitalia, which often becomes permanently flaccid. Often used in conjunction with "metrosexual" and "bi/curious".
Hey man, that guy looks like he got a niederer, poor bastard.
Niederberger is an uncommon trait that you will find in people who are attractive. It also can tell you if he/she is logical or not. Niederberger-ing someone can make you appear smarter.
Dude, she made me hot when she niederbergered all up on me. it was epic.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.