Newtonmas 

An alternative celebration of Christmas for science/techno-geeks, based on the fact that December 25 (1642) is Isaac Newton's birthdate.

"Doogie, why is there an apple at the top of your Christmas tree?"
"I'm a physicist, I'm celebrating Newtonmas."

Newtonmas by Jackee H. January 10, 2008

Newtoning 

to solve math problems like a boss,

Kid: What are you doing in math class?

Wyeth: Newtoning!

Newtoning by Sir.IsaacNewton February 18, 2015

non-newtonian 

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.

Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!

non-newtonian by fetzis May 15, 2008

Non-Newtonian Man 

DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.

Exterior Warehouse

Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*

Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!

*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*

Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"

*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!

*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"

Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*

Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!

Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!

Non-Newtonian Man by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

newtonize 

An intense medical disorder that occurs when a teenager, usually of the female gender, moves from Brookline to Newton.
Some syptoms include:
saying "like" far too much,
the purchasing of So Lows and other branded clothing,
excessive straightening or curling of hair,
a newly found obsession with male celebrities,
an unceasing desire to be skinny,
the following of trends,
the joining of cliques, ect.
Resisting Newtonization is extremely hard. The only way to do so is by keeping strong ties with friends from Brookline.

It was so sad when moved to Newton. Now all she wants to do is stare at boys, shop at Hollister, and curl her hair. She's completely Newtonized!

newtonize by woooh September 28, 2007

newtonator 

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.

'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'

newtonator by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009

nestonians 

The last living Demi-gods on Earth.

Transcended Human beings, also known as Nestonians, exhibit higher understanding of #first-world problems.

nestonians by gr3y6h0st December 23, 2016