A city in which everyone hails Girm the Worm, the ruler of the world. Also, the high school in newbury park usually has stink bombs going off in the cafeteria thanks to SOMEONE.
by girmtheworm March 4, 2011
A chain DVD/CD store, where you can never find what you're looking for. They are located in alot of Malls, and usually charge an arm and a leg for crap that's worth about 3 bucks on amazon.com. They tend to cater to the younger generation so most CD's and movies are "new" stupid tween crap. They also sell useless novelty items and used Movies/CD's that stop working after awhile. To sum it up perfectly, this place sucks.
Manny: Yo dudes, I went to Newbury Comics looking for several Metal albums, but all I saw was Justin Bieber shit, and a bunch of Crap!! Wtf is that all about?
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.
by Metalhead83 August 28, 2011
A place situated in the South East of England, in the Thames Valley region.
Most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here ... However, never seem to leave.
Most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a sexual experience with someone of the opposite sex who has also had a sexual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
Everyone in Newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
Being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else's business.
A high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, Meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a sexual act to gain such drugs.
Most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here ... However, never seem to leave.
Most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a sexual experience with someone of the opposite sex who has also had a sexual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
Everyone in Newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
Being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else's business.
A high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, Meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a sexual act to gain such drugs.
by pinkdollymix September 25, 2014
Newbury High School is not very technologically advanced.
by Thatoneguy123424 January 10, 2012
A high school in southern california. It boasts an International Baccalaureate program which is overrated. The students in the program act like elitists and snobs to everyone who isn't. At Newbury Park High, if you aren't taking at least Half IB classes and aren't getting straight As you aren't going to college according to IB students. Every now and then there is a phenomenal athlete who goes to a D1 school but other than that every sports team that makes it to CIF has lost in either of the first 2 rounds. Some of the guys try to act like bad-asses but none of the fights last longer than 10 seconds. As some describe it, the students don't care enough to start fights. The students at NP are all smart (except the burnout stoners), the difference is how much the student doesn't care. The really smart IB kids care a lot but they are a small minority, the smart kids in AP don't care enough to do IB and are just in it for the extra boost on their GPA and the dumb are still smart but don't care enough to apply themselves. This is probably due to the safe and protective atmosphere where parents don't let their children leave Newbury Park's borders at night for fear of the outside world.
by boredpanther September 17, 2010
Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021