newark and camden.
"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,

Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)

that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel

besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!
yay... there really is no 'example' of new jersey, it is what it is: the best damn place you could ever hope to live.
by Kiori May 19, 2008
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I pussy lame state that should blow up and give philly a beach cause it aint doin shit for anything
"yo man, new jersey fucking sucks"
"word, thats why i moved to philly"
by jersey_fucking_sicks December 31, 2008
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a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.
Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.
by PANTHERS March 17, 2005
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A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.
1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
by NJ=gay May 3, 2004
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the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole February 16, 2005
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Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.
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ok. i have lived in new jersey my whole life, so i'll give you the real definition of new jersey.

ok, first of all, we think the sun shines out of our asses, and guess what, it does. we think were better than everyone. we're the prettiest girls alive, and we know it for a fact. don't mess with us, cause we will mess you up.

also, we actually think its pathetic how everyone makes fun of us. you people are only bringing us down to make yourselves feel better. "your a joisey girl!" HAHA, no. its not joisey, its jersey.

we curse like crazy over here. we say "yo" alot. we really don't care about what you think about us.

& for all you shoobies out there who claim you hate us, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU COME HERE TO VACATION IF YOU DONT LIKE US? you dont have to come here, cause we dont want you.
we drive better than you, so shut your damn traps.

yeah, so really, new jersey is a great place to live. & like, if our gonna make a rude comment, shut the fuck up, because you have no room to talk if you don't live here.
by jerseysurfergirl October 25, 2008
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