"Any Situation can be made worse with the addition of poop"
"Stan was already having a bad day. His partner had left him, he was laid off from work, and his cat had run away. In spite of this, Stan decided he would enjoy some barefoot running ( a farvorite pastime). Forgetting Neuwirth's Razor. Stan forgot to check his surroundings before leaving his apartment, and stepped on a freshly deposited cat dropping. "
by bubbie feh July 13, 2021
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